Planet Juveniles

Way to go, Planet Half-Life.

Today I happened upon Planet Half-Life while investigating the Half-Life 2 CTF mod.

They (PHL) had a poll on the front page as follows:

Would you date Alyx?
( ) Yes... IN MY BED!
( ) I'm taken.

Where do I even begin?

First and foremost is the fact that this poll blatantly assumes that the site's readers are attracted to Alyx, the main female character in Half-Life 2, and completely juvenile in their attitudes towards sex. In particular, there's an obvious implication that the reader is a young, immature male.

What was the point of the poll, anyway? To see how many of their readers are pathetic enough to even bother answering it? I don't think I've been this disgusted by a piece of fansite idiocy in years.